Archive for February, 2009
23 versus 33: Birth Day Analysis
A lot can happen in 10 years. An odd medley of right-wing nuts can morph into a national political force. Microsoft and Apple can become strategic partners. Bling-bling can be part of the everyday vernacular. The earth’s temperature can rise a couple of degrees. Ice Cube can transform into a bankable name in family entertainment. Some good, some bad.
In terms of the human male, 10 years can wreak havoc on the body, mind and soul. Below, you will find a small collection of facts that has been noticed by one primate in particular. Some things stay the same, most things change big time. Happy friekin’ birthday to me.
23 |
CATEGORY |
33 |
| Michael Jordan | NBA Legend | Larry Bird |
| Dating | Relationship Status | Happily married |
| Can play 6 hours of ball without rest |
Athletics | Can watch 6 hours of ball without rest |
| Weak beard growing powers | Facial Hair | Weak beard growing powers |
| Shaved clean | Hairstyle | Long wig-like |
| Go with the flow | Philosophy | Eat more fibre |
| Let’s do this! | Personal Catchphrase | I think I pulled something… |
| Refer to “NBA Legend” | Body Type | Refer to “NBA Legend” |
| Pusher of pixels | Career | Director of art |
| Has sex with anything that moves | Sex/Libido |
Barely moves when having sex |
| 2 bedroom flat | Housing | 4 bedroom bungalow |
| 2 Door Coupe | Ride | 5 Door Wagon |
| Acting like one | Children | Having one |
| Contemplating full back tattoo |
Body Decoration | Can’t stop thinking about hair-covered lowerback |
| US 8.5 | Shoe Size | US 9.5 |
| Baggy jeans and white high-tops |
Fashion | Straight-cut jeans and white high-tops |
| Cool Water by Davidoff | Cologne | Rain Forest By Gillette |
| Drinking and dancing | Social Life | DVD and spooning |
| European hardcore | Porn | European furniture |
| nerve.com | Website | slate.com |
| Smoke with a bong | Grass |
Clip with electric mower |
| Chuck Palahniuk | Reading Material | Salman Rushdie |
| Shooting hoops | Mode of Relaxation | Putting balls |
| Cross-over, drive and dish | Best Court Move | Beers, chips and dip |
| Friends | TV Show | The Daily Show |
| New Era ball cap | Head Gear | Generic wool flat cap |
| Plain white T-shirt | Favourite Clothing Item | Plain white V-neck |
| Apple | Home Computer | Apple |